The New Politicians Charter

Introduction

Over the past few months the members of parliament expenses farce has raised many questions. Some of these range from disappointment to incredulity, unfortunately genie is out and mocking us with the sound of "nah nah na nah nah". Where were the scrutineers ? where is this moral compass ? where are the whiter than white ?. Reform reform the people say outside parliament meanwhile the chamber reverberates with the sound of hooves. The egocentric and manipulative goats nodding with one another.

With the rant over it's time for the new politicians charter in all its glory before you. (will amend in future to add more directives, if you have any suggest please comment)

The New Politicians Charter

• To reside in the most deprived area within the constituency.
• High levels of crime, antisocial behavior, poor access to services.
• This aims to motivate, focus and raise politicians awareness towards their duties.
• Discourage the feeble minded career motivated politicians.
• Adhere to targets set by constituents during the election phase.
• Involved in reducing crime, antisocial behavior, deprivation within constituency.
• Improving the lives of constituents in regards to health, environment, education etc.
• Promote good governance by completing targets within specific time frames.
• Understand and recognise the makeup and issues raised by your constituents.
• Quarterly evaluations by your constituents during open debates regarding;
• Quality and level of service, performance targets, progress report etc.
• Failure to achieve targets will result in a number of penalties (severity of penalties is directly proportional to failed targets).
• Penalties range from salary reduced, privileges removed, public accountability sessions etc.
  
• More to follow;
  

Finally

Deep within the bowels of parliament lie some decaying bones beside thousands of rusting moral compasses. Mysteriously all the moral compasses seem to point in a particular direction. They point towards the bones of Guy Fawkes !